February 2009
Now I am watching all the local blogs.
Except one really boring one, which was all about Gmail and programming and junk
HAH HAH HAH I KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON IN TOWN NOW! I AM THE PUPPETMASTER!
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“It makes me sad that most of the people into mysticism, hidden knowledge and...”
– The Something Awful forums
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January 2009
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“Reality has a known liberal bias.”
– The Something Awful forums
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
– Mark Twain
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No way, why would I feel like shit for shooting my...
Tumble: i was checking my gun to make sure that it didn't have any bullets left in it so i could put it away safely. he says 'hey tumble' and i look over and holy shit, he has his gun pointed at me! so i freak out and turn to him to yell at him, but since i didn't finish double-checking my gun, i didn't notice there was a bullet still in there, and after i turned, my gun went off.
Dirty Rob: i hear you bro i got them crazy reflexes too
Dirty Rob: dude one time asked me if i want a refill on my tea and i karate chopped off his fuckin dome
YO MAMA HEAD: i ran over about four people when my driving instructor coughed
WatchThe Escapist : Zero Punctuation : Gears of War 2
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WatchViddler.com - The KickBoat Saga - 1 - Uploaded by Maxwell_Adams
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“goddamn that chest has it all. bad ink veins stretchmarks zits and moles moles...”
– The Something Awful forums
New York City Lomography Gallery Store Grand... →
On January 27th, 2009, The Lomographic Society is opening a Lomography Gallery Store in New York City. The Store will be the biggest and most exciting international destination for all your Lomographic needs. The New York Store is the newest addition to the other worldwide Lomography Stores in Tokyo, Hong Kong, Paris, Beijing, Seoul, Madrid, Barcelona, Sydney, Santiago de Chile and Vienna.
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“Bugs are worse than ghosts. At least ghosts have the decency to be dead already.”
– Jezebel.com
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Did Sega just ret-con their own game out of...
Player 1: Follow the Egg Carrier!
Player 2: You know, we haven't seen one egg carrier.
Player 1: Yeah, we just assume there is one!
Player 3: That's like having a movie called 'Horses Horses Horses' and there's not a single fucking horse in the whole movie.
Player 1: It's like Seabiscuit; there was no sea and there were no biscuits.
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“I don’t believe in anything I can’t see. And that includes God,...”
– Jezebel.com
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“How do you make friends with a ghost? Like, do you offer it a cheese platter?...”
– Jezebel.com
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Etsy :: MichellesCharmWorld :: Funky And Chunky... →
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Film Schooled: Cliché-Laden Chick Flick Tries To... →
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“I don’t know who you are, or whether you are a man or a woman. I may never see...”
– Alan Moore, author of V for Vendetta
(via laureola)
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““Racism with words is pretty much non-existent in Australia.”
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– The Something Awful forums
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What is a Magnemite, anyway?
MAH POKEYMANS: its a magnetic core that slowly picks shit up until it becomes sentient you moron
Countblanc: what the fuck you don't gain sentience like that
Countblanc: guys if i put enough lego together it'll come to life and become my best friend
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HTML hurts my head
I swear on my life I’ll get this header up somehow :|
Update: After toiling around and fucking things up a few times, the header works! I leveled up in HTML
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“Luke became a Jedi master over a couple of training montages. Neo just had to do...”
– Cracked.com