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Here on the internet, we have this recurring joke where we take ridiculous things that people complain about and broadcast them everywhere so we can all feel superior whilst trying to ignore the fact that we complain about those exact same things all the time. We’re talking about things like “I really want some granola, but Trader Joe’s is too far to walk” or “Man, Taylor Swift just re-released her last album with five new tracks! Now I have to buy it all over again!” This phenomenon is known as “First World Problems,” or more bluntly and perhaps more accurately, “White People Problems.” I mention this for two reasons: First off, I am genuinely upset about the Taylor Swift thing, and secondly, Carnage is basically “White People Problems: The Movie.
